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“What in the absolute fuck is going on here?!” “Daddy’s hunting bats!” “David… are you kidding me right now?” You just walked into the sanctuary, every light is on, it’s after 9:30pm and the kids are running around excitedly looking up at the soaring ceiling… your husband stalks about with purpose… a rifle in his hands… “WHAT ARE YOU DOING???” “What does it look like I’m doing?” He says… “Honestly? It looks like you fucking snapped and you’re getting ready to shoot your entir

“I didn’t hear anything last night… so… I’m assuming there weren’t any…” “I (stressing the I) did not see any bats… but I don’t know...