“That Was An Awkward Conversation At The Garden Center”
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There was a short lull in the music and then an advertisement. They didn’t mind. An 80’s baby could recite 40 year old ads from memory or just as easily tune them out.
Except this one… this particular one… caught their full attention:
“DOLLAR WEED… “
Fully alert now they both looked up…
“…Dandelions… Crab Grass… does your lawn need help?”
“Well shit,” she chuckled when the advertisement ended, “I thought that was some kind of amazing 420 special… definitely not an ad for lawn care.”
”Me too,” laughed her friend. “Me… too.”
